Since the title of this blog is “Everything Under The Sun”, I didn’t want it to be entirely academic so I thought I would share a few CS jokes.
A computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out. They screamed down the mountain, gaining speed, and finally managed to grind to a halt, more by luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged rocks. They all got out of the car.
The computer engineer said, “I think I can fix it.”
The systems analyst said, “No, I think we should take it into town and have a specialist look at it.”
The programmer said, “I think we should push it back up the hill and see if it does it again.”
3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn’t find a table.
Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I’ll solve it with threads!”. have Now problems. two they
A programmer goes to the shop to buy some milk. His wife calls and says “While you’re out, get some eggs.”
and He never returns …..
Programmer’s girlfriend: “Are you going to sit and type in front of that thing all day or are you going out with me?”
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It’s a hardware problem.
The XML processor was having a rough day. His friend came by and gave him some words of encouragement – “This too shall parse”.
Q: Do you know why Facebook went public?
A: They couldn’t figure out the privacy settings!
Man to a Software Engineer : “When do you think it’s love?”
Reply : “It’s love when you memorize her IP address to skip the DNS overhead.”